What Tired Looks Like

Dear Brain: It has come to my attention that you once again called in sick.  This has become an increasingly frequent occurance, and we need to talk about it.  First, I want to state that I know your role is demanding, and I can understand you wanting some time off.  However, when you do not…

JUNK EMAIL

If it weren’t for junk mail, I’d hardly get any mail at all… My junk mail folder is full of enticing messages, so I thought it would be fun to make a list of my top 10 favorite subject lines. Jackhammer Male Enhancement – “Be the man you used to be, guaranteed” DOES THIS MEAN…

Come Feel The NOIZE

Not too long ago, I wrote about falling in love with a rockstar… Play Me A Song.  Now said rockstar does not know me, and from what I’ve been told he has a girlfriend, still that didn’t stop me from crushing on the blue eyed song bird.  There was something about him that caught my attention, so…

Play Me A Song

Musicians.  Such beautiful creatures.  Before I married my ex-husband, I had a string of guitar playing, long haired boyfriends.  Those were the most intense, yet volatile, relationships I have ever had.  I loved them; I hated them, but one thing was certain, I couldn’t get enough of them.   I wish, that,  I knew what…

Keeping The Stubble

I took a chance on love, but it shall not be.  Dating rule book is now back in effect.  Mr. Recently Separated flaked on our date tomorrow, and I doubt he was even going to tell me. I’m a planner, I must know what I’m doing, when I’m doing it, and how I will be…

A Smile A Day

  Makes anxiety go away?  Well not really, but it does keep me from dwelling on it.  That has been my strategy for the past couple weeks.  Humour has always been my favorite coping mechansim because laughter is the only kind of medication I’m on now.  Look at me all medication and fancy free. I…