There is nothing better than receiving an unasked for Dick PIC on a beautiful Friday morning. Seriously, what has this world come to. You can’t even have a drink with a man without him assuming that’s code for “please send me a picture of your flaccid penis.”
Maybe I’m getting old, but is this really what dating has become? What happened to the old fashion style of getting to know someone before showing them your genitals? This type of courtship, believe it or not, does not work for me. I’m sorry to break it to you men, but a nake pic of your weiner will not get you a second date with me. Let me tell you what kind of reaction you will get from me….
First, I will tell you to stop messaging me, and I will likely throw a few not so choice words in the mix. Second, I am going to show everyone I know your ity bity dinky, and we will all laugh at it. Is that what you were hoping for? If so, you succeeded. Every girl in my office has had a good ol’ laugh at your bits today. I would think most men are not looking for laughter when it comes to their penis. But, hey, what do I know — I have an innie.
I will never understand the thought process behind sending dick pics. Maybe that’s it — there is no thought. Just a primal instinct to get the dick out there and see who bites. In this post, I’d like to get the message out to all them dick pic sending men in the world. PLEASE STOP! You will have much better luck by being a gentleman. Even if you have an amazing looking Tool, we still don’t want to get a picture of it. There may be a select few out there that this will work on, but is that really the type of woman you are looking for? I sure hope not.
I don’t know if it’s a thing for men to receive unwanted female junk pics, but if it is, well shame on the women sending them. Have some respect for yourselves. On that note — I’m off for an afterwork Friday beverage. I need something to erase the floppy noodle picture stuck in my brain.
Happy Friday Bloggers and may you all have a junk pic free weekend.