Puppies, Rainbows, and WINE!

Image result for puppies, rainbows, and wine

 

I’m not sure what crawled up mother natures butt this year, but I think it’s high time she gets an enema.  It’s the second week of March, and for the past two nights we’ve had heavy snow falls.  The plow machines woke me from a sex dream at 4:45 a.m. today.  Just what I needed: something else trying to get in the way of me and my orgasm.   Sighhhhh…. Since I was up and sexually frustrated, I thought to myself “why not check the weather forecast.”  Looks like we’re in for more snow over the next few days.  WTF Madame Earth — WTF?  Not funny — look around bitch; nobody’s laughing but you.  Let me tell you something else: CRUTCHES AND SNOW DO NOT MIX — you have no idea how difficult it is to stay upright while crutching on ice.

This morning I met with my new physiotherapist, and I was bummed to hear I still have up to four weeks of recovery.  The good news is I’m allowed on the spin bike for a max of 20 minutes a day, as long as I keep the load light.  YIPPEEEE.  A ray of light at the end of this shit tunnel.  I’m going to crutch my way straight to the gym after work and ride that bike.  I’d leave the crutch at home, but my therapist told me no more limping around.  I’ve been instructed to use at least one crutch at all times.  I don’t normally listen when a man tells me what to do, but in this case I think it’s in my best interest.

All-in-all I feel pretty good about this morning’s session.  Knowing I can get some type of exercise in made my day.   It’s the little things you see, like puppies and rainbows, that make the world go round.  Puppies, rainbows, and wine.

Image result for puppies, rainbows, and wine

Advertisements

12 thoughts on “Puppies, Rainbows, and WINE!

      1. Why thank you… I don’t necessarily agree, as I think you’ve got a great turn of phrase! Btw nice to see you doing so well back blogging. 🙂
        Haha well I do actually possess a wine glass that you can fit a whole bottle’s worth in — and yes, it’s been used a few times. 😉

        Liked by 1 person

      2. I think they have gastropubs in the larger centers. Not where I live. Here I got to cafes in the morning and pubs at night. Actually, I don’t go out at night because I’m cheap and it’s cheaper to drink wine at home. Lonelier, but cheaper.

        Liked by 1 person

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s