It’s nine o’clock in the morning, and it looks like it’s gonna be a frigg’n kick ass day. Friday has an advantage over the rest of the days of the week, simply because it has it’s own slogan: TGIF, or as I like to say it TFGIF…
Anywaaaaayyys….. enough about Friday; let’s talk about something fun like BOYS. Just recently, I decided to become a serial dater. Wait, was it “Serial” or “Serious”? Shit, I can’t remember. Ahhhhfuckit…. serial it is. It’s about time I shake things up and live a little. Up till now, my dating strategy involved one guy at at time. Very labour intensive and not very effective. I’d spend a couple weeks chatting up a guy before an actual in-person meet. People are very different in the virtual world than they are in person. I don’t think this happens on purpose. I’m sure it has more to do with my interpretation than the other persons delivery. Regardless, I’m often disappointed. My new strategy: multi-quick chats with an immediate meeting scheduled. Quick and dirty — I’m gonna play the numbers game!
My wish list for a man is simple: He must be the God of Thunder!
I’m not asking for much: A few rippling muscles and a big hammer. And he must be kind, smart, funny, hard working, a good cook, and he must love dogs. Kidding aside, it doesn’t have to be Thor; I’d settle for a look-a-like; I’m reasonable. Dreams, dreams, dreams…. if only in my dreams.
Yesterday, I created a bucket list The Sloshing Bucket. #2 on my list is to fall in love again, and get married (again). This is the one item on the wish list that I can’t make happen with hard work. Love has a mind of it’s own and it happens when it happens. However, I can be pro-active by putting myself out there, so HELLO boys, come out, come out where ever you are.
Well I’ve bored you long enough with my super hero fantasies, so I will leave you to find more insightful and intellectual readings. Happy Friday Blogger Friends…. I hope for you a restful weekend.