I’d like to give a great big welcome to our favorite quest — THE WEEKEND! Please everyone, let’s show our excitement by giving THE WEEKEND a big big round of applause……. The crowd goes wild!
THE WEEKEND is flattered, she doesn’t know why everyone loves her so much, but she appreciates it all the same. She’s surrounded by crowds of joyful 9 to 5ers; she hears their pleas for her to stay. Although she’d love to, it cannot be.
She’s come and gone in the blink of an eye, yet her memory lives on through tales past along. Humble followers preach her good deeds, it’s plain to see how they love her so dear. Their faith holds strong; they sing praise through song… “SHE WILL RETURN!!!” They cry out. “Prepare my friends, for she will return.”
And look; just there — what do I see? Is it? Can it be so? It is; it is — HELL YA, it’s the FRIGGIN weekend.
Here’s to the friggin weekend: Rihanna style bitches! I hope you survived the week with no more than a few bumps and bruises.
Now go be awesome and enjoy this motha while you can.